"60 years on the Planet, and 33 of them
with the same Babe who has endlessly lamented the absence of nice
uniform grill marks on her BBQ like she gets in the fancy steak houses.
Then came my beloved Grill Grates. I waited 6 months to write you
folks, after cooking EVERYTHING except Pizza. 33 years and the wife
finally... truly... loves me totally. She has her perfect grill marks
every time and even better, perfect steaks, ribs, chops, burgers,
chicken (whole or part) and... so far everything else I have cooked. We
have both enjoyed a literal change in our lifestyle because of Grill
Grates, so we are building a 6' x 12' covered and windowed BBQ patio
onto the house that has the grill opposite a window in the kitchen so we
can cook 24/7-365 and hand the raw and cooked meals through the window,
rain or shine! We cook our breakfast sausage on the Grill Grates...
start slow, (off the flame) and then crisp over the flame. Real sausage
casings will snap in your mouth like a rubber band. Bacon only gets
slow cooked on Grill Grates at our house. No more messy pans or stove
to clean, and the end results put a pan or Jenn Air to total shame.
Grill Grates are by far and away one of the best darn BBQ inventions
ever. Who would have thought Grill Grates could improve your love life?"
We're sending Mike a GrillGrate T shirt and looking forward to seeing a picture of him at the grill through their new BBQ window!
GrillGrate, Eat Well Mike! Thanks for writing!
2 comments:
Oh god... Dad.... Whyyyy... I didn't need to know this.
Your Mortified Daughter
Dear Mortified!
I thought the letter was superb humor and wit. I think that trait improves with age :-)
Love,
Your Smiling Father!
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